ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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thorinss:

i know im only 21 but sometimes i see mutual follows who are just now turning 16 and im just

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abbygubler:

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

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